Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for November 17, 2023

Restless Arm (Flab) Syndrome

She sleeps with her hat on??

I England we call the flapping skin on your arms “Bingo Wings” because they flap around when you raise your arm and wave when you win playing Bingo.

Botox or implants for arms? Will make them NOT jiggle but will make you look a lot heavier!

She must really have it bad if her forearm skin flaps. Most of us have a problem with our upper arm skin getting loose. Fortunately, that area is frequently covered by clothing.

Well, you started it, Broomie…flapping your arm like that!

I’m disappointed. Until now, I thought Broomie was unflappable.

Maybe she can fly without the broom now.

Hey, you’re a witch just use the Reducio spell.

In one of his monologues, Garrison Keillor mentioned a grade school teacher whose arm flaps jiggled so much when she was writing on the blackboard that the pupils gave them nicknames. The left one was Hoppy and the right one was Bob.

((((((Boinging )))))))) ((((((((Boinging ))))))))) ((((((((Boinging! ))))))))

Patagium.

Nothing is so annoying as flappy flab, eh, Broom-Hilda? You need to work it out, maybe with regular visits to a gym….