Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for November 20, 2023

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    Maizing  12 months ago

    Not sure if this is a fact, but I’ve heard that domesticated turkeys will look up when it’s raining, allow raindrops to collect in their nostrils, and drown.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 12 months ago

    Sure they can fly. If you’ve ever seen a turkey sitting in a tree did you wonder how they got there?

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    1953Baby  12 months ago

    I wonder if making the turkey our national symbol would have changed our history any. . .(See? THIS is what it’s like inside my head. . .sigh. . .)

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 12 months ago

    Try catching a wild one.. to see who is the smarter.

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    jhpeanut  12 months ago

    Turkey hunting is not for the impatient. It’s a blessing that more turkey hunters are not shot while hunting, especially b/c they have to use mega camouflage.

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    ValancyCarmody Premium Member 12 months ago

    “As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly”

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    cuzinron47  12 months ago

    Well we’ve bred all the smarts out of domestic turkeys.

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