Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 17, 2023

Since I started drinking the spiked egg nog.

Since birth.

That’s light-nosed Doc!

So how long have you been seeing headlights?

Rudolph has always had a red nose since birth, have you ever seen the animated Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Christmas TV special every year?

Kinda remind me of the story of Rudolph the Weatherman on old Soviet Russia who could predict rain with amazing accuracy. When his wife asked him how he did it, he said:

“Rudolph the Red, knows rain, dear”.

No one nose for sure.

OH Deer!

Since long, long aglow.

Since I gained employment at the Clause residence.

Brilliant! Great gag!

Right after my first Sneeze.

did you hear about Randolph ,the Brown Nosed Reindeer? He was like all the other reindeer, but he couldn’t stop as fast

Too many rum balls can have that effect…

The trouble with these light-up noses is that if one goes out, they all go out.

“It’s the heights, Doc. The height is getting to me.”