In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for November 25, 2023

She grabs her pads and helmet, and beats the stuffing out of both of them….

the dolphins clobbered the jets, as it should be.

How do you get blood out of ice?

I went to a boxing match and a hockey game broke out.

Goalie fights are the most fun!

He really brings home the pucks.

They are both gonna wind up in the sin bin, hope you made the bed.