WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for November 30, 2023

I don’t ever see oat milk being more than a niche thing.

Don’t worry cow, I tried oat milk….once.

You can come hide at my house. I like REAL milk.

The word “milk” has been hijacked by almost anything liquid. No problem, it’s easy to bypass all the phonies on my way to the MILK department.

Your flatulence will be the death of you. And humans, if you believe the reports.

Who knew cows worried job security? … not that they don’t have a legitimate beef about it …. ◡̈

Drinking oat milk is eliminating the middle cow.

Milk cows are not usually slaughtered for meat, but there are some unscrupulous butchers who do so, but you can taste the difference…

Oat milk is a great substitute in recipes or on your cereal. It doesn’t have to taste like animal-produced milk to be tasty.

The American working class . . .

If they eat ‘em all, the farmer won’t be haulin’ oats.

I actually like almond milk…but I still can’t figure out how they milk those things!

Reminds me of that episode of South Park where Randy and Towelie deal with their cow “problem”. Brutal. Don’t think the cows have too much to worry about. Oat milk is basically just water with some oat liquid added, basically ultra processed crap. Dairy all the way thank you.

The best way to make milk from oats is to process them through a cow. That is real milk.