Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 24, 2023

I just want Kris to bring me a piece of Kringle.

In the spirit of the holiday we’ll let you walk on that one, but next time it’s the chair.

As a compromise, she allowed that Santa could leave her paper money.

Our family joke:

Q: Where does Santa keep his money?

A: In a snow bank.

Q: what happens to Santa if the snow bank gets robbed?

A: He becomes St. Nickle-less.

Merry Christmas everyone! ☺️

She’s confused; she heard her parents talking about having a “nickel bag” and decided she wanted one.

Besides, almost all the nickel coins were long ago converted into rechargeable batteries.

St. Nicholas’ Nickelby gone.

If I had a nickel for every kid that ask me for that…

Just don’t play any Nickelback.

santa can’t wait for the next kid in line… ☺

He’snot ready. He can’t decide if he wants a book•gird shelf or a mucus stand for his piano.