Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for December 09, 2023

It sounds horrific. And if Santa is real, no one should outgrow belief in him. The truth should always be known

Maybe they can blame their grades on the mind wipe… if they remember it.

All right, boys, there is no Santa. The flash of light you saw in the sky was not his sleigh. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

Little brain wiping? What could go wrong?

Men in Black… uh Elf in Red and Green.

Funny how the Denoelyzer™ is just a taser without the UL and CE certification labels.

Wouldn’t it be easier to convince them that they are on the permanent naughty list?

Looks like Rudy has a taser. Run, boys!

They can’t use some kind of flashing light stick to wipe their memories, since it’s copyrighted.

Kevin volunteers to go first!

Kevin would like a brain first, please.

The side effects may leave your brain rather scrooged up.

So Miles, you really think, it was all YOUR idea to cancel Thanksgiving ?

I asked my mother if Santa were real and she said if I didn’t believe, there would be no gifts under the tree. I believed for another two years.

I’m hoping for a shocking conclusion.

Kevin needs what little brain he has.

Nooooooooooo!!!