Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 22, 2023

Bill Door.

The warm reaper doesn’t have the same ring to it.

As long as he’s buying.

The Gin Reaper.

Shhh it’s on his tab.

…And when he wasn’t ""reaking!"

If you’re acquainted with the musings of the late Sir Terry Pratchett, having a drink with Death is not such a bad experience … Ya might even live through it! … ;)

Pipe down Charlie. You are having a ‘near death’ experience that others would love to be having right now.

Dead drunk?

Is he your designated driver?

See if you can leave before “last call.”

That Reaper’s outta scythe!!

“And if you liked that joke, this one will kill ya…”

If you’re going to have to die, better to do so while feeling no pain.

Just wait until he changes into an ag-green cowl and calls himself the “Deere Reaper”!