The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for January 08, 2024

Wear it with pride.

Sounds fair.

It just reminded me to check where my cat might be hiding… She was inside the tiered clothes dryer… Chased her out… She wasn’t happy…

…and you don’t really care.

They’re presents! You’re welcome.

And everything in my house also. My dogs shed a dog a day.

Jack Russell terrier glitter!

The dog is proudly thinking “My work here is done!”

We knew we were dog people when the carpet salesman advised us on a colour that wouldn’t show “accidents”.

Dog people are hair•sute. (´∀｀)ʱªʱªʱª

We keep lint roller businesses afloat.

So, as the physical therapist asked on my first visit, What kind of dog do you have?"

Slanderous lies from Big Cat.

I never leave my house without coffee and dog hair.

…and your living room, and your bathroom and the inside of your soft-boiled eggs. sigh.

Yorkshires don’t shed.

Get rid of the dog.

This is why closets have doors and dogs have rules.

True that!

Yessss.