You mean Santa didn’t really recommend I apply to the government program that will give me thousands of dollars if I buy a green gift card and send it to….????
My parents never lied to me about Santa and I never lied to my kids about it either. We all appreciated having parents who respected our intelligence. If you lie to them about Santa, they will wonder what else you are lying about.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 9 months ago
Others are allowed to give gifts too, Santa. Don’t hog all the glory.
jhpeanut 9 months ago
Merry Christmas to all you GoComicsheads!
jagedlo 9 months ago
It looks like Mortimer has had a busy 48 hours…see yesterday’s JumpStart…
DaBump Premium Member 9 months ago
You mean Santa didn’t really recommend I apply to the government program that will give me thousands of dollars if I buy a green gift card and send it to….????
Ellis97 9 months ago
That fake Santa must be stopped.
JamestII Premium Member 9 months ago
Merry Christmas
Mike Baldwin creator 9 months ago
Simply Having, a Mortimer Christmas time!
locake 9 months ago
My parents never lied to me about Santa and I never lied to my kids about it either. We all appreciated having parents who respected our intelligence. If you lie to them about Santa, they will wonder what else you are lying about.
The Wolf In Your Midst 9 months ago
Maybe someone should’ve given Santa a YubiKey for Christmas.
asrialfeeple 9 months ago
MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!!!!
https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=0pqIj06T_0U
samfran6-0 9 months ago
HAVE A BLESSED CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE
Dragoncat 9 months ago
Which means, Santa, that Mortimer has his scent. Start sniffing, Mortimer!