Eek! by Scott Nickel for November 21, 2023

Just how old are you? And why are you wearing all those bandages? You look like a walking accident! But I’ll have a refill on this drink, okay?

She looks like she really wants to wrap up this conversation.

I used to know a guy whose last name was “Older”.

Carbon dating?

Stay away from him, he’s a mummy’s boy.

Well, he is over 21 (Centuries that is)

Not too good from the look on her face. Try the girls with the boots. They’ll try anything once. :)

I’d say that guy is really wrapped up in ’imself!

If you pull really hard on one of his loose bandages, will he spin like a top?

I think she needs to walk away, now, be-gauze he’s so old he’ll disintegrate if she touch’s him.

it doesn’t look like she’s falling for his wrap…

I wonder if he lives in his mummy’s basement.

Assuming he gets past this hurdle, he still has to ask her how she feels about dating a dead man.