Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 01, 2023

Do you also have advice on blood stains?

Some sparkling water will get them right out.

Actually, I don’t want it back. (I think he just went #2 in it.)

I don’t think they planned to unroll it.

Those rugs tend to get a little stiff.

That’s also the way to make sure used bond papers can go through the photocopier without a jam.

Nice to see thugs with a sense of style.

It’s probably easier just to cut up the rug and dump it…

Leave the rug. Take the cannoli.

That rug really tied the room together, did it not?

Right, boss. Wouldn’t want it to look as if the rug had ever been taken up, would we?

So pleased to hear the man say, “lie flat.” So often one hears “lay flat”.

“But if we do that the blood stains will show.”