Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for November 28, 2023

Uhh, that doesn’t sound like a Good Idea to me, Broomie. You’ll be learning the Buck and Weave in the Boom-Boom Room, or we won’t be seeing you anymore!

And what will the Armed Forces do when Broomie ZAPS their expensive weaponry??

The Marines want their underwear back.

Thought that is what Biden got the Mexicans for.

My money is on Broomie. After 1500 years she’s learned a thing or two.

I’m surprised the government hasn’t taken Broomie for study to see if they can weaponize her zap.

On your broom, you can dodge everything they throw at you and zap a few tanks in the process.

I got a letter from the government once, they wanted me to participate in war games, only they weren’t asking.

“the only problem is that they want me to wear this bullseye on my shirt!”

Broomie’s their target audience.

Don’t kill them Broomie, just teach them a lesson in humility.