Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 07, 2009

Save it for Winkey over at Brewster Rockit, he’ll need it soon.

And this is me vomiting.

“…don’t forget your waitresses! And try the liver– it’s very fresh.”

So … could this be considered him venting his spleen?

I’ve seen this guy … he KILLS!

Reminds me of that seen in “Fight Club.”

“I am Jack’s spleen…”

As olds time radio star Molly would say,”Tain’t funny Magee.

really funny

Poor ole Mike.

It’s Dr. Lecter!!!

If you watch TV lately, this is not the worst case scenario, it’s about the most common.

They’re ready to reinact scenes from MAS*H.

Hey, Open Mike Night with fresh food served straight from the stage.

without the spleen, the immune system will breakdown.

Everybody kept telling Mike that he needed to open up.

‘fright club’

Ah yes, the night Mike spilled his guts onstage.

Poor Mike, scarred for life.

This reminds me of something posted elsewhere on this site:

Light a fire for a man, and he will be warm for the rest of the day.

Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

And this is me fainting.

To bring back an old joke, “Has anyone seen my watch?”

i’ve been to a lot of open mics,and some of them are like this!lol!!!

So? Just saw something similar last weekend in a local comedy club.

Uh, Hello? This looks like the stand up comedians that do the defensive driving classes, DUH!

Lucy’s up next - She’s got some “‘spleenin’ to do”.

baslimthebegger says:

Mike is now surgically impaired.. Next up: The Cook the Thief His Wife & Her Lover

Great movie–especially when dinner was served….or when the ‘bird’ was stuffed in the library…lol

comedy, surgery