The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 08, 2023

Sometime I don’t know where I am. And I’ve never played football.

Better known as a concussion.

Have to figured out where you are now:

I was playing a friendly game of football years ago, and attempted to tackle a player. He was swinging his arms and I got an elbow to the head. Knocked me out.

These days, protective gear is useful off the field as well.

Wilberforce needs to be careful out there or he may get a ride in the wham-bulance!

Brian Sipe used to take hits like that…

Happened to me, and we were just playing flag football. Actually, I collided with a bigger guy and it knocked me out.

And the CTE will catch up with you eventually…

Evidently, Wilbur isn’t sitting the bench for his lack of smarts. Smarts he has. The rest can be coached, assuming the coach cares.

Yes, he did, Wilberforce.

Brutus likes the son’s response…..me too!

at least you were safe from the Football players. :J

That hit has lasted a loooong time!

Not what I would call it but it is a very apt description. Good advice……

Aha!!! Now we know the root cause of Brutus being Brutus! Great pun Wilberforce/Chip!

Isn’t “Wham! nesia” when you try to avoid hearing and then getting an ear worm of “LAST CHRISTMAS”? Where he gave her his heart, and the very next day she gave it away?

That explains so much.

One of the more insightful comments Wiberforce has ever made.

Extra points for Wham-nesia!

Wilberforce budding Jay Leno…

i was an essential member of our high school football squad. i played tackling dummy…

Wilberforce has a way with words,