Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for December 19, 2023

I’ve done that, but the gift inside the paper bag was another bag you could use to give me something. I’m not proud.

You can pet it. It’s a pet rock. You can name it Doug. But be careful. It’s a Savage.

I had a pet rock once but I didn’t feed it properly and it died. I miss that rock.

My late uncle traveled out West every year, and brought me interesting rocks that I treasure to this very day.

Gee Ologist why did your mother name you Ologist?

The family lore is that I once gave my mom a bag of rocks for her birthday. If this is correct, I am sure I would have carefully selected the best rocks…

Leftovers from Trick or Treating with Charlie Brown

Pet rocks were very low-maintenance pets.

Sometimes, it’s unwise (and unhealthy) to give someone a rock.

Crochet a nice rock cozy to go with it! :)

Jingle bell rock.

Carrying a heavy load.

Good one, very funny. Rock solid.

I’d love to get a rock. The wife is wrapping my present which not only checks me off the list but gets rid of some of the’gifts’ in the cat’s litter box.

I found a dime and a nice rock while walking the dog today!

Something for the chicken who has everything.