Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for January 24, 2024

…the 10% rule…

And if they call you on a mistake, berate them for questioning your obviously greater experience level.

Like when you’re being chased by a bear. You just have to be faster than one other person.

Definition of an “expert”: A has-been drip under pressure.

An expert is a man with a briefcase from out of town. You already know everybody here is a moron.

This is the mantra of most college professors. ;-)

My name was Pert. I changed my name. That makes me an ex-Pert.

I’ve been there.

I’ve been through that.

Corporate secrets….

Some of us ARE experts. Some of us are delusional bullies.

He’s using the wrong end of his pointing stick. :)

Talk fast. Use lots or big words, obscure acronyms and numbers. Answer questions with questions.

They’re rating the progression of the COVID pandemic, aren’t they?!