Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for January 25, 2024

That pretty well defines what traditional publishing wants.

Wear a creativity condom.

Basically, we don’t want you to fowl things up.

You’ve been listening to music by Johann Sebastian…Johann Christian…Carl Philip Emmanuel…

Come on, put on some Mozart and think outside the Bachs.

No pressure.

Push the envelope! But leave it the way you found it when you’re done.

You’re giving me a headache!

I feel boxed in by this! So I guess it’s time for some controlled, not too wild creativity! Wheeeee!

Boxed chicken. Yum.

American business at its “best.”

Make up my mind pinhead! Which is it? ☺️☺️☺️I never met a boss who wasn’t a nut job! ☺️☺️☺️

Well packaged!

I can’t do anything with you threatening to tenderize me with that nail on a stick! :)

Bosses wouldn’t know creativity if it yanked their tail feathers out. All they want is for their victims to parrot the latest fad buzzwords like a magic spell that will solve all the company’s problems, increase profits and make government regulations disappear.When it doesn’t work they read the next issue of Inc. looking for new words.