Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 12, 2023

Please don’t give him the blender and a hot dog at the same time.

My art portfolio should be in there, too…

It is amazing how many storage units continue to go up in my area. Our generation just can’t rid of stuff. You know our kids are just going to throw it all out.

Voilà cart?

Wiener takes all.

$350 a month is $4200 a year to store stuff that isn’t important enough to keep in the house. Save the $4200 and buy a new one when you need it. Storage units are an expensive way to gather stuff so someone can steal it.

So what else does Dave have in store?

Really?

I always heard there was a lot nasty stuff in wieners.

Vendor “Um, about the blender. I need that to make more relish for the hot dogs.”

It’s a little bit of this and a victual bit of that.