Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for December 03, 2023

Stumpy and Mitty are at the top of the pyramid, of course.

Angie, think of it as Stumpy doing a favor for the “primo catnip” lovers of the neighborhood.

It’s a pyramid scheme, Mittens. Caveat emptor.

Stumpy should get those numbers before the tasting begins. Before the kitties all get goofy

Stumpy be coming up with some unique parties.

There should be two hashtags here – #primocatnip #catniplookup

Mitty needs to be sure to get his cut of the nip sales.

At least he’s not selling crypto-nip.