Agnes by Tony Cochran for December 21, 2023

I’m sure the dumpster fire has a more pleasant scent

Can one get homeowners’ fire insurance for a broken-down trailer?

Ah, well—even if Granny has a policy, it’s doubtful they’d pay up, considering the source of the fire.

A cookie conflagration.

That’s how people die. Get low to the ground, below the smoke. Jeez, living in a deathtrap on wheels,(or cinderblocks, most likely) you’d think her granny would have taught her SOMETHING about survival !!!!

And no smoke detectors, either.

Someone to the rescue, ASAP please.

Wonder how long it’s been at the “smokey” stage.

I think they’re done. (I think they’re charcoal…)

We knew those cookies were doomed from the start. Poor cookies.

“10 more minutes should do it.”

Nothing a little icing in colored sprinkles can’t fix.

Potheads will show up, thinking this is where they can score an ounce or two

Incinerated cookies, Agnes next hot idea!

“dumpster fire” is an apt metaphor for agnes’s life…