Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 19, 2023

Those billion stock options will save a lot of money on toilet paper.

It never works BUT people still buy in!

Will they eventually have to swap beaches and bimbos for 10×12 prison cells?

String out the BS hype and it’ll work, too…

It’s election year, Zip: Running on press releases as a gonzo write-in candidate will cost you literally nothing (10-100 megabucks), and sets you up for a deeply stable campaign in 2004.

Gore will look very flaky next to your cool, ruthless, CEO/assassin dynamism. Speak to Duke about this. Get Zeke on board immediately.

Go-getters gotta get going.

Better make it a trillion so you can pay all those taxes. :)

Nothing exceeds like excess…