Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 19, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  7 months ago

    Those billion stock options will save a lot of money on toilet paper.

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    The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 7 months ago

    It never works BUT people still buy in!

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    snsurone76  7 months ago

    Will they eventually have to swap beaches and bimbos for 10×12 prison cells?

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    JRobinson Premium Member 7 months ago

    String out the BS hype and it’ll work, too…

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    BrianMorris  7 months ago

    It’s election year, Zip: Running on press releases as a gonzo write-in candidate will cost you literally nothing (10-100 megabucks), and sets you up for a deeply stable campaign in 2004.

    Gore will look very flaky next to your cool, ruthless, CEO/assassin dynamism. Speak to Duke about this. Get Zeke on board immediately.

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    David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction  7 months ago

    Go-getters gotta get going.

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    mistercatworks  7 months ago

    Better make it a trillion so you can pay all those taxes. :)

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    hogbung  7 months ago

    Nothing exceeds like excess…

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