Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 29, 2024

You already have enemies, Calvin!

Calvin should appreciate Hobbes is always there for him.

Oh boy, this’ll be good!

Be careful that Susie doesn’t find your snowball stash.

I’d be more worried about your friends.

Who didn’t see that coming?

Calvin needs to make some enemies? Say what?

Where have you been, Sir Knight?

“I’ve been fighting your enemies to the North, Sire.”

The North? I have no enemies to the North!

“You do now, Sire.”

He seems to suffer from a case of persecution complex!!!

Just where IS Susie when you need her?

With Hobbes’ speed of attack, Calvin will be pommeled by ALL the snowballs in no time flat!!

Calvin out thought the problem. Kind of like my Republican Party can’t wage a decent political battle. i.e. they got rid of Santos who is replaced by a Democrat. Somebody needs to screw these guys heads on straight.

… “Especially as you have taken the trouble of arming me”

So very kind (and typical) of Hobbes to volunteer! :D

That was way too easy.

Good thinkin’ hiding a cache of snowballs at the base of the trees, Calvin, but be a little careful of the yellow ones. Then, again, since you are wearing mitten not so much but is Suzy in for a big surprise. Mwaaa haaaa haaaa. >:)

“In times of peace, prepare for war.”

Cue Final Fantasy Boss music.

“Now I need to make some enemies”…these days, it’s as easy as expressing an opinion online…

Boy, something about his best friend gleefully turning to enemy seems so familiar. When the one who knows you the best decides to hurt you the worst.

As the saying goes, Calvin, “We have met the enemy and they are ours.”

You just need Moe to come along right now, Calvin. He’s the biggest enemy that you have.

Calvin my boy, I believe that you like me do not need to make some enemies. All we need to do is present ourselves and our “thoughts” and they come out of thin air to provoke and attack. It is absolutely GLORIOUS!! (p≧w≦q)

Look out, Calvin!

Friends will do, Calvin. If they have good arms.

He is just like Hamie, his mouth is open all the time, with nothing making sense coming out!

Be sure and get the school bully! That ought to be fun!!

In Calvin’s yearbook, it was inscribed “Boy most likely to be institutionalized.”

Note to self, do not reveal your ammo dump to others.

That’s very accommodating of Hobbes.

What he could do: Just go around the area and hit people with snowballs. That’s a good way to get people annoyed Calvin

Hobbes is such a pal

“Ready or not, here it comes!”

Sounds like a lot of politicians. Creating problems for them to “solve”, so they can justify their existence.

One day, I went looking for my enemies. On that day I found no friends. The next day I went looking for my friends. On that day, I found no enemies.

An enemy in need is an enemy indeed.

Every hero needs a villain.

Welcome Brutus, aka Hobbes. Be the first enemy to this manipulative youngster and have a good laugh after you empty the first lot on Calvin. Susie can wait for now.