Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 16, 2023

Yell, as the defenders tip the ladder over…

I am so afraid of heights, in basic training in the Army we happened upon this HUGE wooden tower, we had 30 minutes to climb and descend…..came my turn, drill sgt blew whistle and yelled “Fall In’”, I lived to see another day! Ended up riding around in Hueys

You get covered and boiling well

Fall.

A role reversal? Shouldn’t the Huns be the ones climbing the ladder?

Life was tough back in those days.

Used catapult to get over!

Sir Rodney the chicken hearted.

And that’s why Id’s never won a war…

Now (while there is no enemy present) is the time to climb the ladder and find out – to consider/think of some possible strategies.

Throw a party, everybody’s happy…

Castle or corporate? Hehehe

“When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled, oh brave Sir Rodney!”

Giggle!

That nose would be a great grapnel!

“Have fun storming the castle!”

Yeah, usually the ladder tips over beforehand.

I don’t like heights, so my legs start getting shaky about three rungs up a ladder.

Duck

….never got that far???…..or fire!!!!!!

Rodney should have grabbed a ladder marked for success.

When I get to the bottomI go back to the top of the slideWhere I stop and I turn and I go for a ride’Til I get to the bottom and I see you again