Scary Gary by Mark Buford for December 14, 2023

“It’s all fun-and-games until someone gets hurt…then it’s hilarious!”

I saved a squirrel one time by honking my car horn at the cat that was chasing the squirrel. The cat went vertical and the squirrel kept going horizontally.

Unfortunately, I’m also down two squirrels and a possum, each of which ran directly into the car while it was moving (not all at the same time).

Why couldn’t it have been roadrunners???

I don’t think I’ve ever seen Leopold laugh before. Laughter is the best medicine after all

We’re waiting . . . :)

There is video out there of the cops running over some fleeing idiot murderer who was running and gunning. They did not appreciate the windshields being shot out of the cop cars. Oh, and I believe he had already shot/killed a cop.

I don’t remember if I ran over the squirrel, or it just went under the car, but was not hit. I did accidentally hit a dog once, though. I started to pull over, but apparently the dog was not run over, just bumped, because he took off like a bat out of, well, you know, so all his parts were still working…

Amazing how often I see schadenfreude in action.

They’ll have to identify Gary using his fang records.

Gary, you are the bad thing that happened to Leopold; don’t you know you torture him everyday?

Awww,Gary! ☹️

Poor Gary! Such an easy target. He still doesn’t get it that Leopold’s Evil Aura rubs off on all who come near, almost guaranteeing they will experience some kind of morbidly hilarious Bad Luck….