You’d better Christmas card him
A teeny tiny gnome walk into a bar…
Card him!
Just give him a short one for the road.
Aren’t mini bars more expensive?
All the elf wants is some eggnog…
Actually, what he needs is either an elevator stool, or a friendly patron with a hands up.
It’s not nice to height shame, especially elves that know Santa so well.
Don’t p!ss him off, he’s got a short fuse!
I would never get a Santa’s helper mad, words are spread fast between the working elves !
Call the fbi, bartender just said a hate speech…
he came to see if they were looking for a short order cook…
Dana Summers
April 03, 2015
Digital Frog about 1 year ago
You’d better Christmas card him
Gent about 1 year ago
A teeny tiny gnome walk into a bar…
Zykoic about 1 year ago
Card him!
nosirrom about 1 year ago
Just give him a short one for the road.
TStyle78 about 1 year ago
Aren’t mini bars more expensive?
Just-me about 1 year ago
All the elf wants is some eggnog…
preacherman Premium Member about 1 year ago
Actually, what he needs is either an elevator stool, or a friendly patron with a hands up.
cuzinron47 about 1 year ago
It’s not nice to height shame, especially elves that know Santa so well.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 year ago
Don’t p!ss him off, he’s got a short fuse!
sufamelico about 1 year ago
I would never get a Santa’s helper mad, words are spread fast between the working elves !
T... about 1 year ago
Call the fbi, bartender just said a hate speech…
gopher gofer about 1 year ago
he came to see if they were looking for a short order cook…