You’d better Christmas card him
A teeny tiny gnome walk into a bar…
Card him!
Just give him a short one for the road.
Aren’t mini bars more expensive?
All the elf wants is some eggnog…
Actually, what he needs is either an elevator stool, or a friendly patron with a hands up.
It’s not nice to height shame, especially elves that know Santa so well.
Don’t p!ss him off, he’s got a short fuse!
I would never get a Santa’s helper mad, words are spread fast between the working elves !
Call the fbi, bartender just said a hate speech…
he came to see if they were looking for a short order cook…
Dana Summers
April 03, 2015
Digital Frog 10 months ago
You’d better Christmas card him
Gent 10 months ago
A teeny tiny gnome walk into a bar…
Zykoic 10 months ago
Card him!
nosirrom 10 months ago
Just give him a short one for the road.
TStyle78 10 months ago
Aren’t mini bars more expensive?
Just-me 10 months ago
All the elf wants is some eggnog…
preacherman Premium Member 10 months ago
Actually, what he needs is either an elevator stool, or a friendly patron with a hands up.
cuzinron47 10 months ago
It’s not nice to height shame, especially elves that know Santa so well.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 10 months ago
Don’t p!ss him off, he’s got a short fuse!
sufamelico 10 months ago
I would never get a Santa’s helper mad, words are spread fast between the working elves !
T... 10 months ago
Call the fbi, bartender just said a hate speech…
gopher gofer 10 months ago
he came to see if they were looking for a short order cook…