La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for December 13, 2023

Don’t do it.

Give him one that’s expired..

I heard that he’s working on plea bargains for all the charges against him. One thing in public, quite another behind the scenes.

Somehow it seems the Santos feller has gotten far more attention than his antics actually deserve. Yes, he deserves all the opprobrium, but the obviousness of his transgressions don’t seem to warrant all the attention he’s getting. Seems he’s pretty two bit compared to the general level of sleaze coming from the Right. More indicative of the general grift than an exceptional case to be obsessed over. A quantitative difference, rather than qualitative.

You can’t trust a republican, all they do is lie, cheat and steal.

RIght now, Santos is cashing in on his notoriety before he goes to prison. With over one million items of evidence collected against him, he is sure to do some “time”. You know how they love lying weasels in prison?

What he needs is a good lawyer.

Don’t forget the puppy.