F Minus by Tony Carrillo for December 16, 2023

Or, this is just a neighborhood in an alternate universe.

Not one I’d want to visit, but maybe where Rogers and Hammerstein came from.

The Shower is Alive with the Sound of Music.

Is that Zoey?

sub-BURBIA!!

Better than the screechy violin sound from “Psycho”.

They would really appreciate it if you’d shut up.

Also, the window has an unusual lensing effect, which is why the male neighbors were winking at you.

they tried charging admission, but they took a bath…

Neighbors should be ecstatic it’s only her singing they’re getting through that bathroom fan vent.