Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 21, 2023

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 11 months ago

    So that is what fish net stockings are for!

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    Ubintold  11 months ago

    Goldfish crackers?

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 11 months ago

    Hey! You ask Santa for what YOU want. Why can’t I?

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    enigmamz  11 months ago

    How had the cat not already succumbed to instinct and attacked the hosiery??

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    Gent  11 months ago

    Something fishy here.

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    ladykat  11 months ago

    I hope you get what you are wishing for, kitty.

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    Steverino Premium Member 11 months ago

    Catfish.

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    HarryLime Premium Member 11 months ago

    He/she/it is obviously a foodie. Just look at the tummy!

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    Zebrastripes  11 months ago

    Fishnet hose. No wonder he’s hoping and a wishin!

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member 11 months ago

    But the smell…

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  11 months ago

    If there were fish in there, he’d be stalking the stocking.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 11 months ago

    Good one!

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    chief tommy  11 months ago

    took me a second—-good one Mark

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    Rigneybot  11 months ago

    Ha! Fishnets! awesome!

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    JohnTheFoole  11 months ago

    Should work!

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    wildlandwaters  11 months ago

    Long johns?? Goin’ fur broke!!

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