Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for December 28, 2023

Free the piranhas! Free the piranhas! Let them roam the streets like they were born to do!

Been watching too much Indiana Jones

Same, snakes, you’re on your own.

The snakes are on their own, but you’re gonna free the alligators?

Free all Llamas!!

What about monsters like the Rancor?

Talk about a double standard. You should free all the animals.

Aligators are never grateful and always hungry.

The snakes and alligators and tigers are unhappy because their life is the pits.

They’re pit vipers, so they’re in their happy place.

Snakes need love too!

A very wise woman told me years ago, “Honey, they all look poisonous.” Agree 100%.

Poor snakes, can’t catch a break. They even get blamed for human sins.

It never occurred to me to wonder if the laser sharks are getting proper medical care.