Close to Home by John McPherson for December 18, 2023

No air holes?!

Wait, what? There’s two Bleebs? And one of them looks very grumpy.

I wonder how long he was in there before he popped out.

Kids are too smart for that nowadays. Today… they just hack your Amazon account too see what you bought.

That red hair is a sight.

That’s just scary, Jack.

There goes 5 years off your life!

Totally worth the years of psychiatric therapy to come.

Hopefully that’s their dad…

Dad-in-the-Box

The question is….how long have you been enclosed in that box?

LMAO!

Hadn’t seen our youngest son in a few years so I conspired with my daughter to fly him to her house for Christmas. He hid in a big box like that and popped out when my wife came in. Best Christmas gift ever.

He was just spending time in that box to get away from the relatives.

Ha! Merrry busted!

Now go change into some clean underwear.

HA! Typical dad!

How long did the evil dad stay in the box, and who in the heck wrapped him up and is it their dad? Interested people want to know, I want to know. Good bit of evil, John…

“Now that I caught you, I have to go pee. “

Traumatized for life—or at least all future Christmases!