Thatababy by Paul Trap for December 23, 2023

Also the patron saint of Russia and Greece.

and some Italians liberated/stole your bones

Ol’ St. Nick doesn’t look too jolly there.

They had pawnbrokers back in St. Nick’s day? I can see a connection between coopers, who make barrels, and fishermen, who might pack fish in barrels, but no pawnbroker would keep a barrel of fish on hand long.

You shouldn’t be surprised if you get a fish in your stocking.

pawn your fish in a barrel to get some cash to buy Christmas presents

Ooh, I like seafood!

And although not officially sanctioned by the Catholic Church, he is commonly accepted as the patron saint of prostitutes. Think of the original story of the young unmarried women . . .

St. Nick was previously covered in bass tvrds.