Prickly City by Scott Stantis for December 20, 2023

On sale!

Now Winslow wear clothes, but still no pants.

I’m confused. I realize that traditionally the message would say “Greetings,” but for the message to be “very ugly,” shouldn’t it say “Season’s Greedings?”

There are 14 religious holidays and observances between Thanksgiving and the end of December. Paying respect to each of them, the Happy Holidays sweater is quite appropriate!

My seasons greetings will be when Summer gets here.

Was Winslow enrolled in the desert public school during the pandemic?

Must be time for Fox’s War On Christmas again.

No surprise the conservative is repelled by the thought of reading.

From the Urban Dictionary – "A verb that describes the act of reading through the elements in your Google Reader, or an RSS reader of choice. Made from the noun “Google” and the verb “to read”.

When people gread, they often pay less attention to the material in question than what they would have done if they were reading the same in a newspaper. This is because a greader has less time than an ordinary reader."