It’s easier to stick with the classics: GOLD. Frankincense and myrrh …not so much these days: Frankincense is hard to find nowadays: fragrant gum resin from trees of a genus (Boswellia of the family Burseraceae) of Somalia and southern coastal Arabia . Myrrh is hard to find since the drug companies have that locked up…
Several years ago i came downstairs with an armload of gifts. My wife looked at me and asked “More presents for the tree?” and suddenly i understood that ’here’s you sign’ guy. I looked at her and said “No I just thought in this holiday season i would make the garbage collector’s job a little more festive” and without missing a beat went into the garage with the parcels.
deerejohn2001 7 months ago
It would be cheaper just to buy my own presents.
David_the_CAD 7 months ago
Sorry, that will not work.
But change is possible.
DaveG1960 7 months ago
It’s worth a try……
Black76Manta 7 months ago
As they say “the intention is what counts”, good effort Wizard!
desvarzil 7 months ago
Somehow, I get the feeling that it will barely be enough for a down payment.
hariseldon59 7 months ago
Gonna need a lot of milk to wash down all those cookies.
eced52 7 months ago
I don’t even want to know what he did if it takes that much to get back on the nice list.
jagedlo 7 months ago
Wiz, are you going to make sure that there’s no way Henry eats that jar of cookies?
Count Olaf Premium Member 7 months ago
❤️ the subtle reference to Hunter Biden
blairleroys Premium Member 7 months ago
Did he put anything in the boxes before he wrapped them?
rockyridge1977 7 months ago
The work for naughty was a LOT easier!!!!!!!
xSigoff Premium Member 7 months ago
It’s easier to stick with the classics: GOLD. Frankincense and myrrh …not so much these days: Frankincense is hard to find nowadays: fragrant gum resin from trees of a genus (Boswellia of the family Burseraceae) of Somalia and southern coastal Arabia . Myrrh is hard to find since the drug companies have that locked up…
amxchester 7 months ago
Didn’t know that Blanche and Wiz have central heating & air.
Goat from PBS 7 months ago
Santa doesn’t take bribes, does he?
gammaguy 7 months ago
Looks like the Wiz could use some presents of mind.
paranormal 7 months ago
It’s a little too late for that!!!
Eric Thom Premium Member 7 months ago
It doesn’t work, we have all tried
Frank Burns Eats Worms 7 months ago
That’s a wrap!
EnlilEnkiEa 7 months ago
Plot twist: The cookies are in the presents, and the gifts are in the jar.
Wizard of Ahz-no relation 7 months ago
Several years ago i came downstairs with an armload of gifts. My wife looked at me and asked “More presents for the tree?” and suddenly i understood that ’here’s you sign’ guy. I looked at her and said “No I just thought in this holiday season i would make the garbage collector’s job a little more festive” and without missing a beat went into the garage with the parcels.