Ben by Daniel Shelton for December 12, 2023

Go to the ice rink and steal some of the Zamboni (disposed of) snow.

Where did Ben get that micro carrot?

Love the global warming.

Meanwhile my northern friends are complaining about how much snow they have been getting.

You can thank el niño for our unusually mild winter.

Maybe if you put a magnifying glass in front of it.

Now get Charlie Brown’s Christmas tree to put next to it.

Global warming is a hoax, Ben.

I was gonna make a serious comment, but got depressed at the thought of how it would be received so I’m not.

This one made me lol! I wasn’t expecting that.

Actually, global warming, which is not a hoax, results in more precipitation. Warm air holds more moisture. Where I live, at 63N, the snow season has gotten shorter, the effects of global warming are more pronounced at higher latitudes. But it snows more, and rains more and storms more than it did when I came here 40 odd years ago. Just now, thankfully, it’s snow.