Cornered by Mike Baldwin for January 04, 2024

"Butt"er wouldn’t melt in his mouth.

Didn’t realize he was an appliance repairman; I thought maybe he was a plumber.

I agree, at first blush!!

He’s being followed by shadow of his moon

Caught him with his pants down. Now, that’s cheeky.

Bum Rap: When an a$$hole tries to curse in rhyme.

Get some Dap latex buttcrack filler and seal that thing up.

Don’t call the plumber to fix the oven.

He’s wearing his “Duck Pants”. when he bends over you can see his “Quack”……

What’s needed is a bum wrap!

He looks more like the plumber type. What did she expect?

this cracked me up…

He busted his a§§ fixing that oven, you can still see the crack.

Crack possession charge, coming up!!

Also, an indecent exposure charge!!

He needs to pull his pants up.

Wait! … a plumber fixed an oven?! Is that a crack on plumbers?

It’s one of those things you can’t “Un-See”……and yet is so hard to look away because you frozen with fear!

She also wondered what happened to the pencil…hmmmmm

Why is it just the Plumbers get wise crack bum raps?

There’s a crack in his defence.

No wonder she forgot to get a receipt.

Let the judge see your best side.

I like the blue hair on the judge

I’d say stick it where the sun don’t shine, but apparently it is.

I guess he fixed it at night since the moon was out.

That joke always cracks me up!

it wasn’t a tough case to crack…