Agnes by Tony Cochran for January 11, 2024

hey hey hey…. old spice isn’t that bad!!!

You know this arc will end with Granny Aardvark throwing out the weed.

I’m already gasping at its new beauty.

Old Spice is a man’s cologne. Agnes must have been in Trout’s mom’s bathroom to swipe one belonging to an “uncle”.

Dandy Lion, thistle, golden rod … weeds are beautiful flowers. You can buy packets of weed seeds labeled “Wild Flower Mix”. They are only weeds when they are where you don’t want them.

It’s true. Weeds that come from stable homes commit less crime than those that don’t

An Agnes by any other name would smell as funny.

No reason to cheat, my beloved Agnes.

Am I the only one thinking, “A man is a man, can’t be a woman”? No matter what you do, cut off your jewels, add lipstick, grow your hair, add hormones…you’re still a man. You just want to be a woman. Or in this case, some mother wants to make you a girl instead of having a boy.

i’ll have to see if i can source prosthetic petals for the coming season. maybe english leather-scented… ☺

Agnes is growing weed at her age?!!