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From Not Always Right: Barking Up The Wrong Christmas Tree, Part 2
(Our company is selling fake Christmas trees for the first time. My manager decides to save on floor space by rigging a couple trees to hang from the ceiling, against a wall. They can be seen from anywhere in the store and he is clearly proud of himself.)
Manager: “So, would you buy one of the trees based on seeing my display?”
Yakety Sax about 1 year ago
From Not Always Right: Barking Up The Wrong Christmas Tree, Part 2
(Our company is selling fake Christmas trees for the first time. My manager decides to save on floor space by rigging a couple trees to hang from the ceiling, against a wall. They can be seen from anywhere in the store and he is clearly proud of himself.)
Manager: “So, would you buy one of the trees based on seeing my display?”
Me: “No.”
Manager: “Why not?”
Me: “I’m Jewish.”
(The manager went to get someone else’s opinion!)
(NOT my story)
blunebottle about 1 year ago
“Gimme that bling, gimme that, gimme gimme that, gimme that bling…”
Knightman Premium Member about 1 year ago
And about that shining STAR!!!
ladykat Premium Member about 1 year ago
That’s a very handsome Christmas tree. I’d invite it over, but I have no room.
Doug K about 1 year ago
Most Christmas trees get all dressed up … but never go out.
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
A few drinks and he’ll light up like a …Christmas tree!
Howard'sMyHero about 1 year ago
Yule pine for attention …!