Bliss by Harry Bliss for December 28, 2023

Stay away from Ozzie

I love children, I just couldn’t eat a whole one!

…, and socks, shoes, slippers, etc.

Is Ozzie’s owner named Harriet?

Is that Fran Lebowitz?

This is so bad I thought for a second that Mr Martin had “helped.”

When I was young, I often had knitted mittens or gloves. They’re terrible for making snow forts, snowball fights, and sledding. They get wet and cold, and the snow sticks to them.

Bet you can’t say “hand knitted wrist warmers” 5 times fast.

What is a wrist warmer?

Ozzie certainly has focussed opinions. (For a dog.)

Love a New York approach to humor.

To be fair, Ozzie won’t eat your hand…once you remove it from the hand-knitted wrist warmer he’s chewing on.

The “Cray-Crays” are on the loose.