Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 27, 2023

It maybe wrong. I’ll never go paperless.

Not just bankers.

Nailed it.

Look at it this way. If all your bills are electronic with no paper, when the EMP happens, you’ll be debt free! Broke, starving, and unable to navigate anywhere, but debt free!

My wife and I owned our own business to provide home health care. We have about a dozen boxes of paper in the attic. I have long since wiped the disks clean on the computer we used to track payroll and patient information. I have to burn or shred the paper.

If they mean the bathroom, I am NOT using my phone!

How do you “go paperless” in the bathroom?

Then there’s the Life Insurance offer. If you don’t kick it within a couple of years it’s a complete scam.

Put them up on charges!

Fascinating how when I log on, there’s always a screen asking whether I want to switch immediately to paperless—and there’s no “no” option, only “yes” and “later.”

Ha! You’re a credit to the comic pages, Dave!

Aaaaaaaaaaaargh!

Another reason to join a credit union.

They don’t have a shred of decency.

I’ll go paperless when they perfect the three shells!