The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for January 21, 2024

I flunked my only driving test because I couldn’t parallel-park.

Bless her friend in the back seat, with her Loretta through to the bitter end. Bless even more the two guys for having sense enough to get out of the car while she finishes up on her own.

Also first panel, I know from personal experience, the “MUTE” button never works either.

The “Mute” button was the obvious choice.

If she’s parallel parking, then Leroy and the other man are standing in the road.

What woman makes a Chore Jar for herself?

Leroy; you’ve tried pushing Loretta’s “pause” and/or “mute” buttons for years. You know they’re inoperable. The mow the lawn slip in the chore jar (a steal from Hi and Lois?) COULD have been left in there from when the lawn was supposed to have been mowed. Even with "good’ health insurance, and, “sick days,” who can afford to be sick? To be fair, parallel parking is an art that most of us have trouble with. Did Leroy “run the category, ’potent potables”? (Ken Jennings is looking like his younger self here.)

Love theLickhornz

Meant to say love the lock horns

Well, why not put mowing the lawn in the chores jar. It’s a chore, isn’t it?

Interesting green faces in the top right panel.

Haha! (＾▽＾)