Santa: “Well, Mrs. Santa and I are both free, but I’m afraid all the elves are rather busy right now. As are the brownies I had to borrow from the South Pole.”
♪ "Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.. Think of all the fun I’ve missed, think of all the fellas that I haven’t kissed.. Next year I could be just as good, if you check off my Christmas list.. "♪
It seems we can’t post links anymore. I’ve Got A Present For Santa is on Youtube. Did you know it was written by the actor who was Will Robinson on Lost In Space? He wrote lots of novelty songs, was a staple on Dr. Demento.
allen@home 7 months ago
You’ll have no trouble at all honey.
GreasyOldTam 7 months ago
Santa: “Well, Mrs. Santa and I are both free, but I’m afraid all the elves are rather busy right now. As are the brownies I had to borrow from the South Pole.”
Crumb creator 7 months ago
Looks like Santa might be heading for the naughty list as well
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 7 months ago
Here’s the link to the original 1959 art and text:
https://www.lastkisscomics.Com/comic/santas-list-needs-an-upgrade/
Imagine 7 months ago
I need a Santa costume.
PraiseofFolly 7 months ago
… the “Nice and Naughty List”!
nosirrom 7 months ago
To the top of it or on top of it?
phritzg Premium Member 7 months ago
After his divorce, Santa looked for a new romantic partner by guest starring on “The Golden Bachelor”.
bmckee 7 months ago
All I want from Santa is the Naughty Girl list, but for some reason, he keeps that list to himself.
Lady loves a joke 7 months ago
♪ "Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.. Think of all the fun I’ve missed, think of all the fellas that I haven’t kissed.. Next year I could be just as good, if you check off my Christmas list.. "♪
scote1379 Premium Member 7 months ago
All I want is a Mistress for Christmas !
ericlscott creator 7 months ago
Hopefully the children are staying nestled all snug in their beds.
mokspr Premium Member 7 months ago
After give us all the details so we can get off on it!
ChessPirate 7 months ago
“When I’m good, I’m very, very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better…” – Mae West
Zebrastripes 7 months ago
Go ahead Santa…ring her bell….☺️
Cornelius Robinson Premium Member 7 months ago
My mom’s boyfriend was the “Chocolate Santa” featured on HBO
SofaKing 7 months ago
It seems we can’t post links anymore. I’ve Got A Present For Santa is on Youtube. Did you know it was written by the actor who was Will Robinson on Lost In Space? He wrote lots of novelty songs, was a staple on Dr. Demento.
Another Take 7 months ago
Mrs. Claus has had some work done. Was that her gift from Santa or Santa’s gift to HIMSELF?
Holden Awn 7 months ago
Speaking of getting to the top — climb on!
anomaly 7 months ago
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.
Mike Baldwin creator 7 months ago
Nice and naughty, my favorite!
davewhamond creator 7 months ago
She’s the reason Santa HAS a naughty list.
Packratjohn Premium Member 7 months ago
I wonder if there’s a Mile-High Club for sleighs
syzygy47 7 months ago
Ooo…cheeky. I love it.
Phoenix83 7 months ago
This is cute
proclusstudent 7 months ago
There ain’t no sanity clause.
pat sandy creator 7 months ago
wishin’ and hopin’…