Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 26, 2023

the mirror must have been watching TikTok

….so close……

It’s nice to know that you’re in the running.

There should be laughter because of your wit and not because the ZITuation you’re in…

Jeremy will laugh when it happens!!

Funny that the original quote was “Magic Mirror on the wall…” and not “Mirror, mirror on the wall…”; yet so many now misquote/use the latter. But eh, same for Star Wars (TESB), “Luke, I am your Father” is also a misquote from the film!

“oh sure, bring that up again!”

Dopey Joe Biden explaining how Bidenomics is good for America. Or the cute but dumb little press secretary trying to explain Joe Biden explaining how Bidenomics is good for America or simply Bidenomics, itself, for that matter.

Once should have been enough to qualify.

….how bout a plan B??

If the mirror didn’t crack, he should have a “crack at it” but I think if he was truly the funniest of them all, the mirror would crack up by the sheer ridiculousness of the question.

Ohhhhh, the mirror knows some things. Perhaps the mirror can access other mirrors.

I can picture it now lol

Whitehead you say that?

For that remark, mirror, " I’m gonna pop that zit all over your face". To a tune from a well known musical.