Jeff Danziger for December 18, 2023

And he is, just ask Donald.

preview of coming attractions!

Another Republican hero.

Maga thinks Putin is worth it.

His ego never stops.

the orange blob, on his knees, singing to his beloved, Vlad.

You’re the top!♫

You’re the Coliseum.

You’re the top!♫

You’re the Louver Museum.

You’re a melody from a symphony by Strauss

You’re the Tower of Pisa,♫

You’re the smile on the Mona Lisa

I’m a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop,

But if, baby, I’m the bottom, you’re the top!♫

Apologies to Mr. Porter

Considering the loss of russki men and the dramatic drop in births in russki-land, vlad the merciless may have sped up the collapse of russki society.

With fewer children borne, paying for the care of the elderly becomes intolerable and the youth leave, if they can, to escape the burden. Society collapses on itself. Boom.

Just a moment, to announce the publishing of my latest book, trump the man and the legend certain to be a bestcellar. 440 pages and more commas, than I care to think about. There’s a strong possibility that Keanu Reeves will be starring in the movie version. rex the wonder dog as stephen miller. The part of guiliani will be played by a rotting corpse.

“The part of guiliani will be played by a rotting corpse.”

Isn’t he already?

Like the L’Oréal commercials? Get real‼️

Why is there such reluctance to show Trump’s dealings with Russia in full sunlight? Even better would be Russia’s dealings with Trump.

Ted Rall says his alt-universe view of Russia is cozier.

As I recall from Fat Freddy’s Cat, each time Fat Freddy decimates the cockroach army, Commander Cockroach’s response is always, “No matter—there are lots more where they came from!”