B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 29, 2023

Sploot? Sounds about right.

Should have worn a neoprene wetsuit. Or at least invented one. ;-)

A Hazmat suit would fit into this spit bit.

The birth of low comedy?

“Here’s something I want you to do…I’ve invented these new types of glasses…I want you to spit at me as hard as you can!”

Goggles…..“Safety First”!!!!!

Great moments in the history of inventing!

“Danny, Uncle Tonoose is in town.” SPRRTTT! Danny Thomas was the master of the spit take.

I guess my sense of humor fas left me. Not even a smile today.

Keep trying…

Spittoon, once almost as common as the bedpan.

Or the chamber pot. Don’t walk underneath when it’s emptied.

Oliver Hardy was a master of the spit take.

Must have mixed in some hallucinogenic shrooms with their Shiitake.

Disgusting take…

Timing the punch line is vital. It can go from a perfect spit take to a lungful of coffee in an instant.