Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for December 28, 2023

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    snsurone76  11 months ago

    It would probably be cheaper just t get new scales, Gaylord.

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    jagedlo  11 months ago

    The old “good news, bad news” gag…

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    Botulism Bob  11 months ago

    Sorry Broomie, but this time you can’t get a weigh with it.

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    ladykat  11 months ago

    I wouldn’t want to know that either, Broomie!

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    tcayer  11 months ago

    He’s going to pay someone to turn the little adjustment dial?

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    andersjg Premium Member 11 months ago

    The best measure of a man’s honesty isn’t his income tax return. It’s the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

    Arthur C. Clarke

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    daleandkristen  11 months ago

    No wonder your broom has been exhausted lately.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 11 months ago

    Leave it to Gaylord to snatch victory from the jaws of da feet. I hope your feathers are numbered so that you can re-feather yourself when Broomie zaps you. ;-p

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    cuzinron47  11 months ago

    She would rather it lied to her.

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    shamino  11 months ago

    But unless her previous measurement was on a different scale, then she still lost 5 lbs.

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    Sisyphos  11 months ago

    Disregard the scales, Broomie. If you feelgood and look good, you are good….

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