The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for January 22, 2024

Some folks are larks- some are owls.

Probably goes back to his Army days, when he wanted to kill the bugler.

And why does this information need to be shared with an arbitrary female in their bedroom? (eye roll)

Hitting the old snooze button is OK, just don’t use a hammer.

the movie ‘brain doners’ starts with a man breaking his alarm clock, but he has a whole draw full of new ones.

One wonders why this person is watching Loretta make the bed?

Is the guest lady from the Bureau of Missing Persons or the Humane Society?

Wow, am I to assume that while Leroy’s at work, Loretta entertains her female friends in the bedroom? Didn’t know she was like that. Here we see her turning down the sheets for the lady to get it.

How many clock radios does Leroy go through?

Looks like the alarm clock is damaged by Leroy fist

Subtle, Leroy.

Made me laugh.

Haha! (＾▽＾)