Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for January 05, 2024

Therein lies the rub!

Do you diet?

Not on that over-priced stuff.

I knew a kid like that in high school. His folks were trying to get him to drop a few pounds, so they stocked the fridge with those Lean Cuisine microwave meals. It didn’t work — he’d eat four at a time.

I hate cartoon droolers and drippers.

Doesn’t that negate the purpose of the diet?

What kind of fake sugar is in the ingredients? You’ll probably get plenty of exercise running to the bathroom.

Oops…that shook her up!

Sort of defeats the purpose doesn’t it?…..

That’s when diet food is no longer diet food.