Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 31, 2023

“It was a wild party. We were both baked … and then … you came along.”

You see, when a cook loves a kid V-e-r-y much…

“Keebler” the dirty details to yoursElves…

And now that you’re a young man, there are two things you should avoid: Sugar, and being eaten

Looks that way.

Ginger=bred man

well we really wanted money…i mean, we kneaded dough and…

and you never will believe where those Keebler cookies come from

It’s time to talk about the breads and the bees.

There was somebody named Pilsbury involved too.

Talk?…you mean….?!