Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 05, 2024

Is that honorary degree on the back of a six figure check?

“Just” a weapons charge?? No wonder there’s so much gun violence today (the latest being a school shooting in Iowa)!!

Just as well have written this strip this year with the way the college football programs are run.

We don’t have a gun crisis. We have a crisis of conviction. Long ago known as cowardice and indifference, IMHO.

An honorary Doctor of Flimflamming degree.

’On Cell Block D? As a visitor or a resident?"

Never mind “Dewey,Cheatham and Howe”

I always preferred “Cess,Poole, and Drayne”

No big deal; almost all football players’ degrees are honorary.

“Maybe throw in an Uzi.” /sarcastic